Its that time of year again where startford-upon-avon is visited by some very special people. These people travel round in one big group goin from one place to another. Traveling in a big group means theres not much mixing with the outside folk, so incest is a common factor, bein your own uncle/nephew/niece/cousin/brothe or sister is quite the norm.

so what do these people do to survive i hear u ask? well they set up shop in the middle of the busiest places, cause traffic jams for miles back, drive trade away from local business's. Then when people come see them they pelt them with bright lights and loud music, they sell them sweets and candyfloss so they've got more e numbers in them then a smarties factory.

And when the poor "customers" are buzzing round in their hyper state they spend pound after pound on rides and food and silly "hook a duck" like games with out realising there money is leaking faster then urine from joe when he goes on "booster".

And now hers the crazy part. We love this. We love bein spun round till the £2.50 we just spent on burgers at the burger van quickly reappear before giving those closest a coating they dont deserve. we love waiting 20 minutes for a ride which at best looks like its been put together with a screw driver set found in a christmas cracker. We pay to put our hands in the life of a no toothed 6 fingered man called little billy jim bob the second and his wife/sister, and have a good time in the process.

But now the local council are trying to get rid of the stratford mop. But what will the carni-folk do?

I'm going to alton towers!

Its gonna be so fun. Less than 2 weeks to go. Got all the money of people on mon, had over £400 on me, thought i was gonna get mugged knowin my luck. But now we're all set. Should be fun as theres like 20 of my friends (well sum are just people who i know but not really friends as such) and my girlfriend.

This week is gonna be so boring, well its started off like it anyway. Working everyday except sat. Work is pretty boring but me and tom invented a game to make it go faster.We gave each other a list of 5 words and we had to try and get cecilie to say them. My words were; Dixons, Arran, euro 2004, sheep and another i cant remember. I won cus i got her to say all 5 first, but tom did manage to worm all 5 words out of her too.

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I'm getting very lazy with my entries, as someone pointed out. I wont write the whole of what happened in the last week and a few days cus u'll be really bored by the end of it. But i wil write what has happened in the last few days.

Well yesterday as it was my day of I said I'd go round to joes house and help him revise (a thanQ for him coming to pizza hut with me on wednesday.) It was really fun. Joe is a lot better person when julie isnt around or your not talking about her. It was mainly fun yesterday cus we acted like litle kids. We had elastic band fights, Joe has elastic band guns! We also played on the trambampolean (trampolean to all those none-childish people) but i hurt my knee. We also did revision on the trambampolean. Now your probably thinking that a trambampolean is probably not the most usual place to do revision but u learn alot more, because its fun. and when u take breaks u can jump up and down on the trambampolean.

Anyway today is the day i've been waiting for now for a month. And i really need it. Its payday!!! Not that i'm gonna get much money to spend. First of all i'm not gonna get much this month becuse my hours have been cut. and i've got to pay off alot of things like house keeping, alton towers trip, sugarcult gig, phone bill (gonna be high) and my credit card type thing bill. But oh well, same shit different month.

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Hello there dear journal readers. Some readers (chris the big melonhead) have said that people wont read my entries if they are too long. Well the only reason my entries are long are because i dont get chance to write for days, so i have a bit to catch up on. so i'll split my entries into days if u want, and u can choose which bits u read. But if u miss funny bits cus u havnt bothered to read the whole entry, shame on you!

Tues: Spent the day bein a slob. Dan was of school so spent the day either hanging out with him at julies or at home asleep. Which brings me to a very wierd dream about roxie having a false leg.

Wed: First day back at work and found out the boss is bk on sat. Great! I get made to feel stupid all over again. Maybe an accident in the boot room involving falling boxes could happen (cecilie u didnt hear that!)

Thurs: not much happened so heres a "the used" lyric :

Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and sharper
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful thing

I've been trying to write this entry for bout half an hour now. it seems really hard to start. as soon as i try and concentrate my attention displacement syndrom kicks in and i find something else to do. something pointless but distracting. Like check my emails for the 5th time or go on that website i havnt visited since i was a school. But maybe i'll get down to writing about whats happenin with me.

Well here goes . . . .

Roxy came over to my house yesterday. My mom really likes here. says she's really nice and doesnt understand wot she's doin goin out with me. Hope she likes my family even thou they are really wierd. I dont know if her mom likes me or not. think i gave a bad impression.

Me and Dan decided that we're gonna start biking alot more. To stratford along the greenway and back at least twice a week (its 7ish miles to stratford). We started the other night. but we set off a bit late. By the time we were coming bk it was very dark. Now for all of u out there that doesnt know wot the greenway is i'll explain. Its an old railway line that has been took out and all that theres now is a path which is lined with trees (theres 2 rivers to that we jump into when its hot). Now imagin biking down this dark path at night with lots of trees for ppl to hide behind ready to attack you. now imagin that theres corn fields just beyond theses trees and the one song you get stuck in your head, the one song that u really dont wanna here goes like this "jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?" It took us 45 mins to get to stratford, 30 to get bk.

Me and Dan are stopping at julies house for 2 weeks (not cus we're scared of bein alone but her parents are on holiday). Last nite she invited 2 other ppl to stop. I didnt get to sleep till 2 in the morning and woke up at half 6. Great start! But it shud be fun. Julies mom got bisquits in just for me (to go with my tea) and julies promised to make waffles.

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I wud just like to say i am not on a diet. Even though its called a water diet i'm not doin it to lose weight. I'm doin it more to get rid of the horrinle toxins that are infesting my body. The kind of nasty toxins u get from fatty foods and tea and coke and stuff. Unfortunatly my water diet isnt going to well. first of all on monday night i drank 5 cans of coke and 2 pints of lager. Then yesterday i had coke and tea and more coke, and in 3 days i've had bout 4 glasses of water. I think I should give up and admit defeat.

Yesterday I decided I need to seriously think about what i want to do in life. Thing is i really dont know. I couldnt get to sleep last night so i just sat up thinkin about it. I wanna live abroad for a few years but need to get money first. I dont want a job where i'm working all the time (i'm a lazy arse). Decided maybe i should be a writer. only problem with that is I cant spell and i'm not good at makin stories! Bugger!

In my half asleep state i also got thinking about getting a tattoo. I've wanted one for ages but havnt found the right tattoo for me. i want something that makes you smile when u see it. I thought bout getting a "this way up" sign and arrow on my back. Or maybe a heart on my wrist area so i can say i wear my heart on my sleeve. Any thoughts?

I'm tryin to update this as much as possible, but not that much happens in my life. If anyone else gets a journal on www.bravenet.com or a diary on www.teenopendiary.com or www.freeopendiary.com  then i'll be happy to put the link on my site.

Lets see, last time i updated was thursday so what have i done since then??? Broguht some films, heres a quick review; adaption: very wierd, original and good; super troopers: very funny but predictable (i wanna be a state trooper now [after being a vicar and a mountie]); orange county: funny again but tipical teen movie.

I worked friday saturday and sunday so didnt do much then. Went out for a meal on sat night with Roxie, Dan, Julie, Becky and Marc. Went to bella Italia (changed names from bella pasta, bastards). Couldnt convince Dan to go to pizza hut. Nice meal, had tropicale pizza (that showed him!)

I'm gonna go on a water diet! its good cus i can eat all i want but i have to drink lots of water. apparently i may smell though. Need to get fit somehow, and dont fancy gettin saddle ass again!

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Decided I'd take my bike for a test run this morning. Its not a new bike but its been at my firends house for a year. Anyway bad idea! My ass is sore! Stupid saddle. Add i'm so unfit. I was knackered after. Need to get fit.

I just found a totally random and seemingly pointless webpage when trying to find a friends site. heres the link www.littlesquirrel.com

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I was right. this wont get updated very often. Its not my fault though. i havent been able to get on a computer.

Not much is happenin with me really. Just the usual; work and stuff. Things seem to be goin well with roxie i'm seeing her later. i like being with her, its really nice. Even the other day we were sat on the grass and we seemed to run out of convosation, but it didnt matter, i dont think we needed to be sayin anything.

I was stood at the bustop this morning waiting for the bus (which was late!) and a woman walked past with her child (i presume its her child) and the child asked if they could wait around to see the bus and the woman replyed "no we cant, grandma's in the attic." She then said somethin bout her gettin stuck but i didnt quite catch it. Quinton gets wierder and wierder!

Have u seen the new MacDonalds adverts? They're tryin to be all posh and showin posh-ass ladies eatin their salads. I think they shud show the real MacDonalds, like teenagers gettin chucked out for using the straw as spitballs. i had a surreal moment in Maccy's the other day. A Festively plump (fatman) was tryin to explain to a foriegn guy how he thought of himself like a tortoise! The foriegn guy really wasnt sure what the fatman was on about so he was using hand signals and everythin. Finally the foriegner understood and laughed for about 2 minutes in a high pitched giggle. Thats entertainment u dont get on tv!

Thought that as I'd started this journal I could have the decency to write in it occasioanally. What have i done since last time i wrote? Nothing really. Decided i'm gonna meet Terry Pratchet on friday night. He's the one that writes them famous discworld novels. He's signing copies of his new book in waterstones on friday. I might take the book i've got of his. i think its crap though! Maybe I should tell him? Or maybe i should take a Harry Potter book and insist he signs it J K Rowling?!?

Spoke to Tess this morning. She thinks I dont even wanna be friends with her anymore, which isnt true. She's the one who seems like our friendship doesnt mean anything to them.

Spoke to Roxie on the phone last nite. Cant wait till i see her again.